Where are the Honey Bears?

This is just soooo wrong...

Where are the Honey Bears? The Bears are not the only team w/o cheerleaders...



NFL teams and cheerleaders

January 31, 2006

NFL teams that have cheerleaders or dance teams:

Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Cincinnati Bengals, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Indianapolis Colts, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Eagles, San Diego Chargers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Rams, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Redskins.

NFL teams that don't have cheerleaders or dance teams:

Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, New York Giants, New York Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers.

'If the Bears win the NFC North, I'll eat my laptop...

Charles Robinson vows to eat his laptop if the Bears win the NFC North, watch as he makes good (?) on his promise.

Doesn't seem right, seems he should have had his laptop ground up and mixed in a latte or something...

- Slim Tim

Chicago Bears Draft Needs.

We love our own guys. Guys that we draft, who sign before camp opens and who work hard once they get here. Let that be a lesson to new draftees: that is the formula for success. If you do those 3 basic things, you will always be beloved by Chicago Bears fans forever. I mean it, forever. Lately these type of guys have only been defensive players (save for O. Kreutz and R. Grossman). I would like that to change in this draft.

Examples of current Bears:
B. Urlacher
L. Briggs
M. Brown
P. Tillman (he's not as bad as he looked)
N. Vasher
T. Johnson
T. Harris
A. Brown
Basically the whole defense. Yes, Angelo knows how to draft defensive talent, we get it already. Now if he could only assess offensive talent just as well, let's put together our wish list...

In the 2006 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears select:
1. Leonard Pope, TE out of Georgia (Or any other big pass catching TE)
2. True Wide Receiver - Small, speedy with good hands (A. Randle El, S. Smith, E. Kennison type)
3. Big Run-Stuffing Safety (backup to M. Brown)
4. HammerHead of a fullback (L. Neal clone from San Diego)
5. Backup Offensive Guard. (No more Terrance Metcalf)

- Slim Tim

Miami shaping up coaching staff nicely...

Report: Dolphins to name Capers defensive coordinator - NFL - Yahoo! Sports: "Report: Dolphins to name Capers defensive coordinator"

So, I don't normally care about other coaching staffs but... With the signing of Dom Capers as Miami's defensive coordinator and Mike Mularkey as offensive coordinator, they are building one heck of a coaching staff. I'm just saying with the season that they had under new coach Nick Saban, look out for Miami next year. Not to mention that Terrell Owens was reported as heading to Miami's offense next year... I'm just saying... Look out.

- Slim Tim

Rex Grossman vs. Kyle Orton Part IV (Postseason Edition)

If Kyle Orton would have started the playoff game against Carolina, the Bears would have won.

Here is my support, it is very simple, if Kyle Orton would have started, then the Bears would have actually ran the ball, like they are set up to do. When the Bears run the ball, they control the clock, have a better offense, and would have kept the defense off of the field. Instead, they started Rex Grossman and passed the ball much more than they should have. That of course got them involved in a shootout, which the Bears are not setup to win - clearly. So, if Kyle would have started, they would have won.

There will be more postseason thoughts coming soon...

- Slim Tim

2005 Chicago Bears Tribute Slideshow/Vid

Awesome Video combination of song/picture collage. The lyrics to this song as set to Chicago Bears pictures is incredible. Go BEARS!

[From video.google.com]
2005 Chicago Bears Tribute Slideshow/Vid
JW
4 min 53 sec - Dec 23, 2005
www.villesports.com

Super Bowl Shuffle Video

Anyone need that Super Bowl Suffle Fix?

Who will Win, Bears or Panthers?

I would formally like to declare my guess for the upcoming Bears/Panthers playoff game outcome.

Slim Tim officially declares that he picks: Bears - 27, Panthers -14.

Feel free to publish your own guesses for this weekend's game here.

- Slim Tim.

If the Bears win the NFC North, I'll eat my laptop

Read and React: Last call - NFL - Yahoo! Sports: "If the Bears win the NFC North, I'll eat my laptop"

I love the predictions against the Bears that come true, since the Bears actually won the NFC North, the reporter goes on to answer lots of email regarding the very subject of eating his laptop.

- Slim Tim